Someone surprised me
I live in a pretty busy part of Chicago. There’s some dumpsters alongside our building. A consequence of this is that many people seem to think: “if it’s close to the garbage, it’s just like the real thing.” In other words, we seem to collect a bunch of things AROUND the dumpsters, but not actually contained inside where our trusty garbage service can easily move the waste to their trucks.
The result is gross.
There’s constantly broken bottles as I step outside our front door. Extra points because there’s a bunch of dogs and children in the building. Who doesn’t love to play with broken glass?
My wife and I find ourselves cleaning it up. Very. Frequently.
One tremendous day awhile ago someone decided to “throw” out a large glass dining room table. It of course sat outside the dumpster and shattered. Glass everywhere. That took some time to cleanup.
So this last Saturday… I heard...

