Move The Friggin Cone
Photo by Tim McErston
Some asshole made an illegal right turn onto Lake Shore Drive in Chicago yesterday.
There was a line of traffic cones specifically to prevent this. He ran right over them and dragged one cone into the middle of a southbound lane of cars waiting to exit.
Now the lane was stuck.
Some folks just honked. Because they couldn’t imagine why they weren’t moving. So honking was their solution.
The more interesting folks were the ones who saw the problem and decided the solution was to merge back into the flow of Lake Shore Drive traffic. Which is going something like 60 mph. Yes, it’s posted 40. No one goes 40.
So these people were narrowly avoiding an accident because no one wanted to get out of their car and move the friggin cone.
Why?
You could chalk it up to laziness. But I think there’s something deeper going on. Most tweens say it out loud.
“I’d rather die...





