Square Pants
“What the f*$ are carrot jeans?” I asked myself while looking online recently.

Ah I get it. I guess they look like these.

They make your legs look like carrots. Huh.
Reminds me of something.
About 15 years ago I was sitting around a dorm room chatting with a friend of mine about a concept.
Why can’t pants be square?
If you can’t imagine what I’m talking about, let me explain.
Pants traditionally make your legs look a lot like cylinders. That’s because the material wraps around your leg in a circle. But who’s to say it can’t be a square.
What if you could wear pants that made your legs look a bit more like Gumby? (Spongebob wasn’t a thing anyone knew about yet.)

I loved the idea. I thought about it constantly and talked to everyone I knew about it.
I remember telling a friend of my mother’s who’s awesome at sewing. She listened to the concept and laughed. But she...




